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These characters defy anorexia and solve their problems through intelligence rather than strength. Pearl, the Crystal Gem defending Beach City, and Rick Sanchez, the brilliant (also alcoholic and sociopathic) scientist.
P.S.-words in italics in Rick's verse indicate an alcohol-induced hiccup.
Pearl: I'm Pearl, the Gem with grace and style, In the world of Crystal Gems, I'll make you smile. I've faced Homeworld, and I've been through strife, But your reckless antics just endanger your life.
Rick: Oh, it's Pearl, the uptight, gemmy type, With your rigid rules and your sense of right. I'm Rick Sanchez, the smartest in the multiverse, Your rhymes won't scratch the surface of my curse.
Pearl: You may have gadgets and a portal gun to boot, But your drunken stupor is a pathetic pursuit. I'll raise my spear and take you to school, Your rhymes are nonsense, you're just a fool.
Rick: I've traveled dimensions, seen it all unfold, You're just a Gem, stuck in your Gemworld. I'll outwit you with my genius intellect, You'll be left in the dust, Pearl, I can't respect.
Pearl: You may be smart, but you lack the heart, To understand love, you're falling apart. I fight for Earth, for love and connection, Your cold, callous ways are a vile infection.
Rick: Love and connection, that's cute, Pearl, really, But in the grand scheme of things, it's all so silly. I'll outsmart you, out-rhyme you, that's my claim, Rick Sanchez, in this rap, I'll win the game.